Welcomed by the man with the tall purple hat
I could do nothing but freeze and fall back
The wizzies wanged and the scared babies screamed
This place is a real life dark day dream.
Full of thinking thinkers and mind tinkers
I think I’ve done it, some one thing rightly,
Writing writing writing all nightly
Give me a Dumdum to suck while the rest
strive so eagerly to reach their best
But here, yes here, this is where it’s obtained
my life will never
be the same.